TRANSCRIPTS from Politically Incorrect, Rosie O'Donnell and The View

Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher

May 7, 2001

Guests on this program were:

Christopher Titus Steve Harris Lori Cole Nnenna Freelon

Panel Discussion Ladies and gentlemen, the star of "Politically Incorrect" -- Bill Maher! [ Applause ] [ Cheers and applause ]

Bill: Thank you very much. All right. Thank you. What a sweetheart panel. She is a conservative commentator and the Executive Director of "The Eagle Forum," Lori Cole. Lori. [ Cheers and applause ] Nice to have you back here. Thank you. She is a three-time Grammy nominee and the winner of the Billie Holliday award. Her new jazz cd is "Soulcall," and she is Nnenna Freelon. [ Cheers and applause ] Hello there, young lady. What a pleasure. Thank you. He is one of the litigious stars of ABC's "The Practice," Sunday nights at 10:00, and the film "Minority Report" opening this year, Steve Harris. [ Cheers ] How are ya? Glad you made it back. [ Cheers and applause ] And he is the hot rod star of his very own show, "Titus," Tuesdays at 8:30 on another network, Christopher Titus. [ Cheers and applause ]

Christopher: Fox!

Bill: What did you say? You got something caught in your throat?

Christopher: Yeah, I had a Fox, Fox. [ Laughter ]

Bill: It could have been worse. All right. You know, it's Monday, and that's depressing enough. But I have to agree with George Bush, and that's really a bad way to start -- I know. [ Laughter ] It bothers me, too. But last week, it was in the news, that his education package -- I thought we were done talking about the President's package -- [ Laughter ] -- Was making its way through Congress. And George Bush is for being able -- for the teachers and principals to swat their little kids in the ass. And I agree 100%. They call it -- [ Applause ] Yeah. And they didn't realize this, but they -- it said it in the paper -- it's still legal in 23 states to swat the little bastards -- [ Laughter ] -- In the ass when they act up in school. Mostly in Southern states they call the "belt belt." [ Laughter ] I think that's funny.

Christopher: I believe mental abuse is so much more effective. [ Laughter ] And where does it stop? My dad use to just take my teachers aside and just give them advice on how to take me out. "He can't go to his left. Get him." [ Laughter ]

Lori: This isn't going to work, though, unless the parents are there to reinforce that. If they don't do this at home, then it's not going to be supporting. You can end up with a lawsuit.

Bill: But the problem is that the parents don't discipline the kids at home. Here is the most startling statistic I found in this. 31% of high school principals last year were involved in litigation. In other words, the teachers try to discipline the kids. The kids say, "Well, my mom and dad will sue." And then they do.

Nnenna: The parents are the ones, they need a spanking.

Bill: They certainly do.

Lori: I just recently read that, in another country, they're allowing kids who get into trouble and are disruptive -- the father gets a day off from work to accompany his son or daughter to school. And every time they get in trouble, the father is there to discipline the child. And it really has to have the parental element to it to be effective.

Christopher: But at point, will these people learn to operate in the real world. I also believe it should go the other way. If we open that law, let's do it -- if my kid's test scores are 30% below normal, I should be able to challenge his teacher to a moi-taw battle to the death. [ Laughter ] Let's go -- let's go the teacher -- and it goes both sides. And I tell you what. If my kid knew -- if my kid knew that he was going to get his butt paddled every time he didn't do what he was suppose to do, I think he'd start doing what he's suppose to do. [ Applause ]

Nnenna: I think that's a great theory, but I'm not so sure.

Steve: Yeah, I think so, too. I think you also have to have though, there has to be school. School is the process of learning. And I'm actually behind the corporate punishment thing -- in agreement with George Bush, which, once again, amazes me.

Christopher: Yeah, I know, we're all kinda confused.

Lori: I'm for George W. Bush.

Steve: Slow down. [ Laughter ] It's not a great night for him. He had that one already, it was in Florida. But in school -- and we're talking about the parents, and that is their responsibility to take care at home. But right now, you got it in school. And they go to school from 8:00 to 2:00 and 9:00 to 3:00 or whatever it is. And in that environment, there needs to be order. They're there to learn and they're there to grasp what they can under that. And punishment --

Lori: But it starts at home. If they don't --

Christopher: But if it doesn't start at home -- but if it doesn't start at home, where are they going to get it?

Nnenna: Teachers have a job, that cannot be done in school.

Christopher: That's right.

Nnenna: A teacher cannot do what a parent is suppose to do. [ Applause ]

Steve: Exactly. But a teacher should be responsible for doing what he or she does in that environment, is what I'm saying. And in that environment, they should be allowed to be teachers, not what happens at home. I'm for that. Yes, of course I believe the parents got to do their job. But the fact of the matter is, whether the parents are doing -- the teacher doesn't know whether or not the parents are doing their job, and so the teacher still has to do his or her job.

Bill: The teachers do know, because they wind up doing the parents' job.

Lori: It's so many areas, not just this.

Bill: I think the teachers' biggest complainant is that they can't teach because they have to do discipline.

Lori: Discipline and teach them Sex Ed. And teach them self-esteem, feed them. It's not just about academics anymore.

Bill: Don't lump those two in together.

Christopher: Discipline with Sex Ed., I think would be good. [ Laughter ]

Bill: What's that?

Christopher: Discipline with Sex Ed., I think they --

Steve: Too much personal information. [ Laughter ] Keep that one to yourself.

Christopher: It's great to take the stand. It's really great to take the stand. "The parents got to do their jobs, it's all the parents." But you know what? The teachers have taken an oath to teach these kids how to live in the world and teach them how the world operates. Parents have to do that, too. When we're away from the parents -- and the parents are paying the bills and putting a roof over that kid's head, I think the teacher should have the right to deal with the kid. I'm not talking a board with a nail in it, unless things get out of hand. [ Laughter ] But you can't -- [ Applause ] You can't, seriously, deball teachers -- you can't. And that's what's happened over the last 25 years.

Nnenna: If you really want to give teachers some power, give them some money, okay? That's what they need. [ Cheers ]

Christopher: That's true. I agree with that. [ Talking over one another ]

Christopher: I've been raising a teenager since she was 15, we just took her in. And I gotta tell you, last year they had a thing called detainment -- not detention -- detainment. Now, detainment -- if you missed your class, they took you into the lunchroom and they had R.O.T.C. guys yelling at you for an hour. Guess what their attendance rate was? Huge. This year, they had a bunch of kids bust in -- they get so much money per kid -- they cut down all the expenses. They took all the money -- all of the detainment out, all the detention and stuff. Kids are going to the mall, they're going -- there is no -- they're not paying a price for screwing up so they continue to screw up.

Lori: In D.C., they just hand out little red cards -- attendance cards -- and say, "Oh, you really should be in school." They don't call the parents. They don't report it. They don't drag the kid off to school. There is no enforcement behind it, no discipline behind it.

Christopher: Right, so what are you saying?

Steve: Are you for corporal punishment?

Christopher: I need to know exactly where you're standing on this. [ Talking over one another ]

Christopher: I don't mind arguing with you, but if you confuse me, I'll fight ya. Let's go. [ Laughter ]

Lori: I'm for the parent being involved first. If they are the force behind it.

Bill: But you lumped in self-esteem with Sex Ed. like they're the same thing. Like they're both part of the same problem. Sex Ed. Is something we should teach. Sex is a part of life, I know that bothers you, but it is.

Lori: That doesn't bother me. That doesn't bother me.

Bill: But we should teach it to kids then.

Lori: We should teach them abstinence before marriage, that's what we should be teaching.

Bill: I knew that there was something that would bother me. [ Applause ] We should teach them abstinence? Let's teach them more unnatural things.

Lori: That's not unnatural, Bill.

Bill: Abstinence is not unnatural? [ Cheers ]

Christopher: You know what? She's 18 now. She's 18 now. And I got to say, you can't -- even -- it's easy to say. God, that stuff is so easy to say, but you're really out of line. No, you're crazy. [ Laughter ] You're mentally -- you can teach them anything you want, but the chemicals in your body that have been there for hundreds of thousands of years will come up, bubble to the surface. I don't care how many blue blazers you wear, you cannot hold those chemicals down. It's just the way it is. [ Cheers and applause ]

Lori: Now, if you were -- [ Applause ]

Nnenna: You do have to say what they can do. We say, "Just say no." But what are we saying yes to? We've pulled arts out of the schools. These kids are not in band. They're not in theater classes. They're not doing anything to empower themselves. I mean, what are we saying yes to? We should be able to say yes to something that empower -- empower young people.

Lori: It goes back to, parents have to be the fundamental force --

Bill: I'd rather have sex than band.

Nnenna: Sure -- sure you would. But if you really want girls, you have to play an instrument.

Bill: Oh, that's really what the girls wanted -- guys in the band.

Christopher: That's a really good point.

Lori: It all goes back to what you believe in -- the Sex Ed. or the self-esteem -- it has to start with the parents. They have to take responsibility for their kids. And they have to be involved in their education and in their lives.

Christopher: But they're not.

Lori: That's why we need responsible parents. I hope you, as a soon to-be father, are going to do this to your kid and not just expect the world to raise him.

Christopher: I'm not going to expect the world to raise him but that's my thing. You're talking about parents that don't do their job. We took a kid in, because her parents weren't doing her job. And we also gave -- we gave like -- I don't know -- some bunch of money for cameras to come into the school, because, same thing, the cut all the programs at the school. That's -- that's a -- actually Republican President problem now that needs to be handled.

Steve: Well, well, well, that's a long topic right there.

Christopher: Yeah, I know. [ Light laughter ] Hold me back.

Steve: But parents -- there are parents that are doing their job, and their child still has -- as a child, they have to learn the responsibility. That's what we're doing. We're actually training them to be better humans, better adults. There are some parents that are doing their job and their child is still acting up in school, as we all have done.

Bill: I gotta do my job. We'll take a break. [ Cheers and applause ] Gasoline prices hit an all-time high today. And they say they could go up to $3 a gallon this summer. Yeah. And to try and justify these prices, a lot of the stations out here are now putting in potted plants, music, selling muffins and calling it "gasochino." [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ]

Bill: All right. I want to talk about this Charlie Ward controversy that was going on. I was waiting till the Knicks got eliminated, which, luckily, wasn't too long. [ Laughter ] I have a thing with the Knicks. They're my -- I mean, I've been rooting for them for 35 years, when I was a kid. But Mark Jackson goes like this when he makes a basket -- cross to thank Jesus. I noticed, when he misses, no Jesus. [ Laughter ] Charlie Ward --

Steve: That satan makes you miss.

Bill: What?

Steve: That satan makes you miss.

Bill: Yes, satan makes you miss. Jesus always with the three-pointer from downtown. But Charlie Ward -- many of the teams have three or four players who are -- who are Christians -- serious Christians, and they meet. And Charlie got quoted in "The New York Times" magazine saying, "Jews are stubborn." Well, we all know that. [ Light laughter ] "But tell me, why did they persecute Jesus unless he knew something they didn't want to accept?" [ Light laughter ]

Christopher: First of all, when I go into --

Lori: Yes it does. If you -- look, you're taking issue with Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts, Romans, go through the whole New Testament.

Bill: Right, because we know God wrote that himself. And that's --

Lori: But the point is -- the point is, Bill --

Bill: I never got to the question but go ahead.

Lori: Go ahead.

Bill: I was going to ask, because then, after he said that, Allan Houston, his teammate, whipped out a palm pilot with the Bible in it. He has the Bible in his palm pilot.

Christopher: Carries it with him.

Bill: And he like went, "Okay." And then he proved what Charlie Ward said. He went, just like you did, "Matthew 26:7, there it is. They spit in Jesus' face." As if -- and this is my problem with the Bible. It replaces thinking. [ Scattered applause ]

Christopher: First of all --

Lori: That is not true at all. That is not true.

Christopher: First of all, when I want a major theological argument, I want to go to a NBA player. [ Laughter ] And I actually believe -- I actually believe that -- I think this year I'm going to have Mike Tyson do my taxes. [ Laughter ] Because, I think, it covers the whole spectrum.

Lori: But just because you're a basketball player or an actor, it doesn't mean you can't be a Christian at the same time. Now, he certainly wasn't tactful or discerning in his speech. He's talking to a reporter. That was not smart. But he was -- he was reflecting what is in the Bible.

Nnenna: There was a whole lot that was not smart about what he said. It had nothing to do with the reporter, in my opinion. You know, talking about -- talking out of school in that way, and you're saying, "As long as nobody heard it, it was cool."

Lori: Oh, no, I'm not saying that at all. But in terms of his comment about the Jews and the way they treated Jesus in the Bible, that is -- that's biblical. And even if you don't believe the Bible --

Christopher: But Batman also beat up the Joker, too. [ Laughter ] And if society goes down, 1,000 years from now, all they'd find is -- on the cover in a comic book store. Will an entire religion be based on comic books?

Bill: Of course it will. The Mormon religion is based on a dime store novel.

Christopher: No, the Bible -- I read the Bible twice, okay? I feel into a bonfire when I was 17, and I got very religious, and I still am. Actually, I believe in God most of the time. [ Light laughter ] Fire will do that, Bill. Fire doesn't play. Fire gets on you, you go, "I need to read something religious now."

Bill: But you recovered.

Christopher: I recovered. But, I also know the Bible breaks down to, "Don't be a [ bleep ]," basically. That's what it basically does. You read it, you break it all down -- I've read all the stories, I know it. It was written by human beings. "Don't be a [ bleep ]," you can't put that in a hotel room drawer.

Lori: It was the Holy Spirit who inspired those men to write those words.

Nnenna: Isn't it more important to deal with --

Christopher: We are inspired. She's inspired to sing beautiful jazz music, it's a religion basis. I'm inspired to write jokes and actually get people insight to the show. You know, to take the Bible literally -- by the way -- [ Laughter ] The Jesus thing happened a long time ago, when can we move on and actually have a paragon shift in society and actually move onto another level?

Lori: No, come on. [ Applause ]

Christopher: Don't say no. People are dying everyday.

Lori: That's right.

Christopher: People are dying.

Lori: We are they all going? Are they going to heaven or are they going to hell? It's all based on Jesus Christ.

Christopher: But that's the whole thing.

Lori: It comes down to that.

Bill: How do you know that? That is so arrogant to think that you know. [ Talking over one another ]

Steve: Do you believe in what He said? I'm sorry.

Lori: No, I believe in the historical document of the Bible. And that is the fact --

Steve: So you don't believe in what He said?

Lori: The fact the Jews did -- are the ones who crucified Jesus. They brought him to Pontius Pilate and said "crucify him." That is in John. Now I do not agree --

Steve: Do you believe what he said?

Lori: I do not agree with his statements of saying that Jews are stubborn and those types of statements.

Nnenna: Some Jews are stubborn. Some white folks are stubborn, and some black folks are stubborn. Folks are stubborn. [ Laughter ]

Steve: I'm stubborn as all get out. I stand accused. I'm stubborn, what are you going to do? Is somebody going to rough me now? No.

Lori: Well, no, then he was forced to apologize for making these -- that kind of statement.

Christopher: Forced to apologize.

Steve: But he listened to what he said, too. You say he was forced to apologize. He said it was taken out of context. Okay, great, we all say that when -- and sometimes --

Lori: But we don't know the whole story.

Steve: Exactly right. Sometime the media does -- but he apologized. And you said he was forced to apologize. He apologized because he listened, probably, to what he said, as opposed to just saying what he said. He might have had all the right intentions in the world, like you did today. And then when you listen to it, you be blasted -- [ Laughter ]

Bill: But the biggest issue is that when you think all knowledge is in a repository, this book that is sacred from God, it replaces thinking.

Lori: No, it doesn't though.

Bill: Of course it does. Everything comes down to what the Bible says. You act like it's a Bible. [ Laughter ]

Lori: Just because I'm a Christian doesn't mean I don't think. I come here, and I share my opinions, and I think.

Bill: You don't have to think, 'cause all the answers are right there.

Christopher: But wait a minute, at this point -- look, at this point -- at the time it was going on, this society wasn't what it was when the Bible was written. We need it for guidance. It still is a good thing for guidance. Parables, stories, fables. Like Batman comic books, "Be a good guy." No, I'm telling you.

Bill: Oh, please. [ Talking over one another ]

Christopher: No, Pinocchio was in a whale with Gipetto, too. [ Laughter ] Come on.

Lori: We're not talking about Charlie Ward anymore, we're talking about the Bible.

Bill: We are talking about -- [ Talking over one another ]

Christopher: We're talking about why people are killed, why violence happens, while someone is attacked because of some words they used. Words are just words, because they talked about -- this guy went after -- this guy said something about Jews, which, by the way, I think is just insane -- just insane. And by the way, the Jews still want to persecute him and crucify the guy -- what I'm saying is this -- They're still going after the guy a little bit. All I'm saying is that the Bible is a great -- it's a great book. It's a wonderful book, but it's a book.

Lori: But it's true. It's absolutely true.

Nnenna: But why attack this man when you should be attacking the problem of intolerance of person to person? [ Talking over one another ]

Lori: Intolerance. You're intolerant of Christians for believing.

Christopher: No, I am a Christian.

Lori: You're intolerant of those who read the Bible.

Christopher: No, I read the Bible. I'd be intolerant of myself. I'm telling you that this is a guy -- this is a basketball --

Lori: Those who believe in the book, in its truth, in its faith, you are intolerant of those. [ Talking over one another ]

Nnenna: It's easy to attack this man. It's easy to attack this man, because that becomes a lightning rod for stuff, when that's not the issue. If we spent the same energy working on being more tolerant of each other and working on being more open as individuals, that would be a good thing.

Bill: And the Bible does not help with that. [ Applause ]

Lori: Yes, it does.

Bill: It so doesn't. Exactly. [ Talking over one another ]

Christopher: "I have evidence right here, Jews are bad." That's what he did.

Lori: "Love thy neighbor and love thy enemy," that is what is in the Bible. How many would you like? It's all in the Bible.

Bill: Okay, I have to take a commercial, because that's my Bible right there. [ Cheers and applause ]

Announcer: Join us this week on "Politically Incorrect" when Bill's guests will include -- from "The Hughley's," D.L. Hughley, "Survivor" host, Jeff Probst, recording artist Eve, and from the country duo of Brooks and Dunn, Kix Brooks. [ Applause ]

Bill: All right, now, let's get back to this. We only have a couple of minutes. But we appreciate you standing up. I said -- the producers are worried about Lori. But she loves this. This is what Christians love. Like you said, an arena, all -- [ Laughter ] [ All talking at once ]

Bill: Hey, the seat of the church is the blood of the martyrs, I remember that from history. Okay, John Ashcroft, something of a Christian. "Newsweek" got ahold of a memo calling for seven stylistic preferences for letters from his office. He doesn't want people to use the word "Proud," because, you know, that's a sin -- proud. Like we can't say, "We're proud John lied during his confirmation hearings." [ Laughter ] No. Well, he did. He's a total liar. You know how government officials say "No higher calling than public service"? He doesn't want to use that phrase because there's no higher calling than You Know Who.

Lori: And what was the alternative? He said --

Bill: Wait a second. If he was a muslim, the FBI would be investigating him for fantasism. [ Laughter ]

Lori: That's ridiculous. You are turning this innocuous memo that John Ashcroft --

Bill: Innocuous?

Lori: Yes, John Ashcroft never even saw the memo. It was written and out -- put together by a career bureaucrat -- unpreferable language.

Bill: Yes, John Ashcroft's.

Lori: Sincerely instead of most sincerely. Do not use first person. Here's how to refer to a widow.

Bill: You can't use "proud." You can't use --

Lori: Read the memo.

Bill: I just quoted the memo.

Lori: The memo mentions nothing about religion.

Bill: You cannot use --

Christopher: What if, in a high office, we put a druid and a wiccan in. [ Laughter ] And this memo came down, wouldn't you be going, "Whoa, whoa, whoa."

Lori: But what is it that they are going to say? Just because he chooses a certain type of word. I mean, the Bush administration -- yes, the create a few words every once in a while, but at least they know the definition.

Christopher: There you go. There you go.

Bill: I got to take another commercial. We'll be right back. [ Applause ] Go Network ©2000 Follow Up Productions, Inc.


Transcript of Steve Harris' Appearance on the Rosie O'Donnell Show

March 7, 2001

Rosie:      Please welcome back to the show cutie pootie Steve Harris

 [Steve comes out looking quite handsome in a blue pullover sweater and black pants. He and Rosie hugs and he sits on the couch.]

 Rosie:    Well, how are you?

 Steve:    I’m doing very well. Its good to see you.

 Rosie:     Everything alright?

 Steve:     Everything is going very well. Very well. I’m a little disappointed, I thought that I would     be  running the firm by now. (laughing)

 Rosie:     So did I actually.

 Steve:      I almost got it but they gave it to the guy with the blue eyes.

 Rosie:      If you did hadn’t gotten him off for the murder thing, you would have been running the    firm.

 Steve:     Right (laughing) When I got the script it was kind of funny, I was like, hum? Maybe if       I’m  really bad they’ll kill him off. (laughing) Naw, naw, I’m just joking.

 Rosie:     You know Third Watch? You ever watch that?

 Steve:     Yeah it’s a good show. A very good show?

Rosie:     The lead guy, they killed him off last week.  They didn’t even tell you that they were       going  to do it. When I was watching The Practice, I thought, well maybe his contract  was up.

 Steve:     No. No, no (laughing) We wouldn’t let Dylan go. We want him on the team. Dylan is     exceptional. I’m teasing, I know I’m going to get this back at work.

 Rosie:     So are you proud of your little brother, who was in Remember the Titans?

 [Rosie holds up a photo of Wood and Ryan Hurst from Remember the Titans]

Steve:     Yeah! That’s my little brother right there (pointing to Wood in the photo – the audience    wildly applaudes). Yeah, ah I’m incredibly proud of him. He was also Jimi Hendrix, when  he played Hendrix on Showtime. And then he did Remember the Titans.  Things have  been going well for him. He’s out there doing his thang. I have to say I’m more  proud of  his  success than any successes of mine.

Rosie:     Of course, he’s your baby brother.

Steve:     Yeah, that’s right and he was at the Image Awards last  night. First time for him to  take  mom.

Rosie:      I understand that you recently spoke to your idol.

Steve:     Yeah, my idol being Sidney Poitier.  Yeah, as a matter of fact, he was honored at the     Image Awards inducted  into the Hall of Fame. I called his people because I  wanted  him to be apart of the show. Either direct or act  or whatever, I figured that I could  make   the Practice  do it. (laughs). One day I get a call in my dressing  room saying  that  Sydney Poitier was calling and I was like yeah right. But as soon as I heard his  voice I was  like “blahblahbah”. I mean I was literally speechless  and those who know  me know that is never the case. So, I  had to apologize, I told him that I had a better understanding of the English language. Eventually, I   did  meet him and it is very gratifying to know that someone you looked up to thinks that what you do is exceptional.

 TRANSLATERS NOTE: From this point on Rosie and Steve began discussing how amazed that they are when celebrities that they admire actually know their work. For Steve it was Angie Dickerson (Police Woman) and for Rosie, Bette Midler.  Steve stated that some of his favorite actors were Sidney Poitier, Paul Newman and John Amos. He especially admired John for his role as James Evans in Good Times, because he projected a strong father image. Rosie asked Steve he knew that John Amos played Gordy the Weatherman on the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Which he didn't know.  Then they got into a debate as to which show was the best Mary Tyler Moore or All in the Family.

Steve choice:     All in the Family

Rosie’s Choice: The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Steve told Rosie that he would be working on a movie this summer with Steven Spielberg and her “Tommy” being Tom Cruise.  The name of the movie is Minority Report.  [Note: according the Hollywood Reporter, principle photography will begin in April].  Steve is planning a revival of the play “The Great White Hope” for Broadway next summer. He stated that his first and true love is the stage and is the reason why he got into the business of acting.


FEBRUARY 29, 2000


ROSIE: So, here we are with Steve Harris from The Practice.


ROSIE: Can I just say something? Your family’s falling apart.


ROSIE: You leave your wife. Your kid is a convict killing people. What’s going on?

STEVE: David Kelley wrote it.

ROSIE: Yeah, I mean come on?

STEVE: The wife part, we’ve been apart for a while. Then they just brought that up with the issue with the child. Guess he’s trying to keep it interesting. I don’t know, ah I don’t think that there’s anything left for my kid to do. I hope they bring him back and I get to raise him, now.

ROSIE: Yeah that would be good. I want you to get back with the wife.

STEVE: Come on now. She’s sleeping around. She was sleeping around in the marriage.

ROSIE: She’s been hurt.

STEVE: By me?

ROSIE: By you.

STEVE: And my work schedule?

ROSIE: You’re always working.

STEVE: I’m working. Exactly! Trying to provide. I’m a provider and she left me. But if we can get Aunjanue back that would be great. That would be wonderful. I don’t know which way we’re going to go with that but, ah, we’ll keep the family in it.

ROSIE: Ever read the script and say I don’t want this to happen? You know, like when you saw that your son was accused of murdering someone. Did you think, I don’t want that to happen?


ROSIE: Do you say that?


ROSIE: What do they say, tough luck?

STEVE: At times. I mean the kid is going through quite a deal with the drug thing and the possibility of a murder thing.


EUGENE: I hope you know the bullet you dodged. You also better know you get arrested again this case comes alive again. And you get a guilty finding which labels you a delinquent for the rest (Noticing Kendall looking at Sharon for help) you look at me, the rest of your life.

STEVE: I think that some trouble happen with children. I don’t think as much has happened, for as little as this child has been on television. Billee, who plays my son Kendall, he’s a good actor. I think. He looks sort of like me that was a nice match. I think that hopefully if we continue it, we’ll go on with things that happen between a father and a son who’s not dealing with his mother necessarily the way you would want in a conventional family. I hope we go on to play it that way. I think that some of the stuff was over the top but ah people liked that I was able to stand in there and fight for my kid when we had the custody battle. They really enjoyed that and with me fighting for him again with the odds looking phenomenal like somebody in the family having done something. So, I hope we keep the family and the whole thing working. But I think we need to play with more every day issues with the kid. That will keep it kind of interesting too.

ROSIE: Your character is the only one with a family. So they have to keep that in. Everyone else on the show is single.

STEVE: That’s probably because I’m the only one who’s single in real life.

ROSIE: (Curiously) Oh really?

STEVE: Yeah. Of the men. And I think he wants to do a little twist, so ah we’ll see. He’s doing the thing with Dylan and Kelly.

ROSIE: That’s not going to go. I’m telling you right now, Steve that’s not going to go.

STEVE: (laughing) Ok

ROSIE: He doesn’t like the dress. The whole, I’m mean she’s not sure, I don’t know?

SEGUE TO A CLIP FROM "THE PRACTICE" With Bobby and Lindsay discussing their impending marriage.

LINDSAY: Maybe we should call this off.

BOBBY: You don’t want to get married?


STEVE: Don’t you be surprised if they end up hitched.

ROSIE: No way.

STEVE: Don’t be surprised.

ROSIE: Fifty bucks right now.

STEVE: Fifty bucks?

ROSIE: Fifty bucks that they will not get married.

STEVE: I’ll put fifty bucks on it. (they shake hands) I got the inside scoop. 

[ UPDATE: On the May 21, 2000 season finale of The Practice, Lindsay and Bobby did get married, therefore, Rosie O'Donnell owes Steve Harris $50.]

ROSIE: You do?

STEVE: (nodding in the affirmative) Oooh. (Translaters note: Steve Harris makes the most ordinary expressions sound sexy.)

ROSIE: What I would like to see is Bobby and Lucy.

STEVE: No. Come on now, the little girl? No.

ROSIE: She is kinda young.

STEVE: She’s a little young for that.

ROSIE: She did kiss him


STEVE: Yeah, yeah. But… naw. (emphatically) Naw!

ROSIE: In real life she’s only 19. On the show I think she’s 23.

STEVE: On the show she’s older. I mean he’s kissed everybody. Let’s not have him kiss the little girl. Let her try and do her own thing.

ROSIE: I think you’re right. I, I don’t know what I was thinking. Alright, can you give us any scoop about what’s going to happen next season or at the end of this season?

STEVE: I don’t know what’s going to happen.

ROSIE: You don’t?

STEVE: I’ll be honest, we, we ah (Rosie interrupts him)

ROSIE: You know what I love that you just did?

STEVE: What?

ROSIE: What you do on the show. You do that lean in to listen thing. You always do that on the show.

STEVE: That’s habit.

ROSIE: Whenever Bobby says something you go (demonstrating his move). I love that you just did it to me. When you did that to me, I thought I wasn’t talking loud enough.

STEVE: (laughing) No, you’re doing fine.


STEVE: I really don’t know what’s going on. I don’t know about other shows, but we don’t know. We’re doing a show right now. When that’s done we have the next episode. We don’t know anything beyond the next episode. We just go the next episode last night actually, so everything is fresh. We don’t know what’s going on.

ROSIE: Well you’re great on it.

STEVE: Thank you.

ROSIE: You really are. And you were really good with Lindsay, I mean with Lara Flynn when you brought up the cop thing with the father in court. You were good. Remember she was objecting from the witness stand?


HELEN: Objection! Speculation.

EUGENE: The truth is the Lopes felt that they were getting legal help. Didn’t they Helen? From a friend.

HELEN: Objection! Argumentative.

EUGENE: Tough having to be the D.A. and a witness. Tough playing a duel role huh, Helen?

HELEN: Objection! Badgering.

ROSIE: I think it’s a great show. I never miss it. I tape it. And you’re delightful.

STEVE: Thank you.

ROSIE: You’re so cute.

STEVE: Thank you.

ROSIE: (turning towards the camera) Say "we’ll be right back with more behind the scenes with The Practice."

STEVE: (laughing) Ah, what she said, we’ll be back with more behind the scenes…

Transcript of Steve Harris on The View 3/15/00

Star Jones: The Practice star Steve Harris is finally on The View. And you need to know that he is as hot and wonderful in person as he is on the screen.

Star Jones: There are two things I hardly ever miss a Nicks game and The Practice. It is truly in my heart one of my favorite shows for a lot of reasons. One of them being Steve Harris. He plays Eugene Young the tough fast talking, win at all cost attorney. He can be vulnerable when dealing with issues close to his heart, like is own son. Take a look.

Segue to a scene from The Practice episode: "Committed"

SHARON: You ok?

EUGENE: No. I had to look my son in the eye and ask him if...Sharon, I couldn’t know he didn’t do it. I, I’m just not as connected to him as much as I use to be.

SHARON: Eugene we both had to ask.

EUGENE: I just wish I was here more for him.

Star Jones: Wow this is a perk of the show. Please welcome Steve Harris!

[Steve walks in with a sexy swagger and a boyish grin. The audience is on their feet applauding. He sits down on the couch next to Star Jones.]

Barbara Walters: Well, unfortunately the rest of us are here.

Steve Harris: And that’s beautiful.

Barbara Walters: When I was reading about you and I am a big fan of The Practice too. I think, if you watch it once it’s like peanuts, you have to keep watching. But when they first gave your part, it was an ok part and you developed it more. The kind of vulnerability we saw and you said that you wanted to make it a part of yourself. So, what do you when they just give you a script to make it important to you?

Steve Harris: For me the main thing is to try and be right with this character, Eugene that I helped create, and so I want him to be well rounded. I want to make him full. And so I take the script and I look at it and they give him the closing argument and the big ta la ti do. I have to put myself into it real deep to understand what Eugene would do, as to oppose to just what Steve Harris would do. And then I play around with that for about two or three days and then I go argue with David E. Kelley.

Barbara Walters: Yeah, considering he is the writer.

Steve Harris: Yeah, and then we try to put out the best product. So, far so good. I would like to see him be a little fuller this year and next. Hopefully, we’re moving toward that way.

Star Jones: I would like to see him with along term love interest.

Steve Harris: Volunteering are we? (Laughing)

Star Jones: (Laughing) Yes

Steve Harris: (Laughing and acting silly) Did you hear? We heard.

Barbara Walters: Are you married?

Steve Harris: No.

Barbara Walters: What about along term love interest off screen (pointing to Star) l have to think about her.

Steve Harris: Yeah, what about that? (to Barbara) What was your question?

Star Jones: Don’t start Steve.

Steve Harris: (Laughing and teasing) No, no, ah

Barbara Walters: After the show. (Jokingly)

Steve Harris: We’ll discuss it. (Laughing) Very good.

Star Jones: He said that he was going to get me back for this one.

Steve Harris: No, I’ve been trying to get that, as a matter of fact, a love interest on the show to make him more personable. And so, you can see that side and I would get to play with that side, uh, we have haven’t gotten to it yet. Hopefully we’ll get to it within the next years time. And I’ll get to play around and see actually if I could pull that off on screen.

Star Jones: Hehehe

Steve Harris: And see how much fun that could be. So, uh, I’m actually looking forward to it. (teasing Star) She’s nervous. You can see that she’s nervous. You ain’t never seen little Star nervous have you? Look at her. (Laughing) Alright!

Barbara Walters: Yes, we have. Yes we have.

Joy Baher: But you are the only one who doesn’t have a love interest, but everyone else does.

Steve Harris: Me and Lisa Gay. Lisa Gay Hamilton who plays Rebecca, she doesn’t have a love interest. I don’t know why we haven’t touched on that to be perfectly honest. I don’t know why the writers, David Kelley or the other writers to the show haven’t addressed that as of yet. But hopefully they’ll look into it and wanna fill us out a little bit. And I think once you have that happen, more people will want to know more about that particular character. Because work is one thing and home life is another and on television you need to have, they need to see everything.

Joy Baher: As before in our conversation, would you play a gay character?

Steve Harris: Would I play a gay character?

Barbara Walters: (to Joy, laughing) That was not our conversation.

Steve Harris: (laughing) That was a nice segue. Like I wasn’t watching. Would I play a gay character in film or television? Yeah, I don’t see anything wrong with that. It would be a task in order to take on, but it’s an acting job. And that’s what I’m going to do. You know, I think actually its quite interesting. My manager actually wants that to happen. To see if I can pull off and play and do these type of things and we have to give it a shot. I don’t think that my mom likes hearing that though. Mom we’re just talking about a show.

Meredith Vieira: You talk a lot about your mom. What has she taught you about women?

Steve Harris: Mind your manners.

Meredith Vieira: Yeah, that’s a good one.

Steve Harris: Yeah, my mother is wonderful. My mother and father helped raise me. I give them credit for whatever the best part of me and then the rest, I did on my own. (applause) Thank you.

Star Jones: I know sometimes when I’m watching the show, you deal with some serious issues.

Steve Harris: Yes.

Star Jones: And recently you’ve dealt with the issues of race.

Steve Harris: Yes.

Star Jones: Do you find it difficult to embody what it needs to put that out there on screen?

Steve Harris: Well, yeah sometimes I feel it’s difficult. I’ve actually had a couple episodes where I had to deal with race. Where I had to go back and look at the perspective of where it was written from, and the perspective where we need to go. And have a discussion about that. It cost a lot to put that out. You have to sit it out there. I take it upon myself as a responsibility to put that out the best way I know how with the flavor I think how an African American male would deal with it. And Eugene Young in particular, how he would deal with it. And a lot as a lawyer, it goes against the grain and then you get to come back to it.

Star Jones: I have to tell you that I watch it and you do a wonderful job.

Steve Harris: Thank you.

Star Jones: Makes me very proud to see you.

Steve Harris: Thank you.

Star Jones: I did get a little anxious. Thanks to Steve Harris my palms are sweaty. You can see him on The Practice every Sunday night on ABC 10’oclock eastern time.



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